OK, my take on the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre: oh dear... OK, I've never seen the original, so I went in with no preconceptions and an open mind, but that didn't help. This film has pretty much zero suspense, pretty much every 'shock' (I use the term loosely) could be seen about a mile off... in the dark... and looking in the wrong direction, really unlikeable 'good guys', and really obvious 'bad guys'. Still in its defense Leatherface looked quite cool and the lead female character looked very good in a damp vest - and that's about all I can say, sorry for being shallow, but it's a pretty shallow film.