To vote or not to vote, that is the question, and I have about two hours to decide. I reckon I have three choices:

1. Cave in and vote for our beloved leader El Blairo.
   
2. To stay at home and play videogames.
3. To go along and scribble comments along the lines of 'fuck you, you xenophobic nazi assholes' next to all the extreme political parties on the voting form, like the Tories.
   

We shall see...