B3ta time! They've been raiding the user reviews on Amazon.com and have found some absolute gems - first up, the Hasslehoff reviews, and they have pointed me in the direction of Henry Raddick; here's a sample of his work on a review of a book called Don't Shoot the Dog: Study Guide by James L. Kopp:



"Kopp's marvelous guide shows how to train a dog without resorting to desperate measures. Thanks to this book I have kept my spaniel Barry in line with a couple of mock executions."



Apparently he was quite famous last year